When asked to come up with a story on the fly*no pun intended, you can expect something similar to this recent colorful short, to spew forth from my brain:
"Once upon a time, there was a frog named Dee. A lovely frog was she. A head full of hair and a belly full of flies.
If you ever did see her, you would know it was she, for how many frogs have a head full of hair? It is a wig, you see!
Dee: a frog, a wig and a belly full of flies.
If ever at the pond, and a head full of hair you see-it must be Dee.
And though very, very bald... very, very proud, expect her to be!"